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10 Best Coffee Twitter Posts to Share with the World

Best coffee quips? Yep. We have them right here. Better yet, we crafted them into artwork to share on your Twitter page.

Almost everyone loves coffee. So these posts will be sure to capture the attention of all your Twitter connections.

10 Best Coffee Twitter Posts to Share with Your Followers

Take a look at these ten fun Tweets to share with the world. (Feel free to share!). Our friends at Hot Coffee Trends provided these images (ie, we have their express permission to share them!)

#1 – Coffee quote from David Letterman

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First up is a coffee quote from late night tv, famous funnyman, David Letterman. Mr. Letterman proudly announces the truth that so many of us try to hide–that we would lose our shine without our jolt of java.

Yep. He said it out loud.

This is one of the best coffee quotes, ever, in my humble opinion.

#2 – When’s the best coffee break time? Well… any old time will do!

Many people (present company included) do not need to wait for a specific reason or time to sip away at a hot cup of Joe.

We hit the home brewing station once our eyes open up in the early morning and keep sipping away until late in the day.

Do you switch to decaf coffee in the late afternoon? I do, or I’d never get any sleep!

#3 – An admission that your brain runs on caffeine!

Do you think best when you have caffeine in your system?

Science proves that caffeine is a natural stimulant. The jolt you feel is more than physical. Indeed, it wakes you your entire body, including your central nervous system, including the brain. So, this explains why you feel so much better after sipping away your afternoon break.

#4 – When you will drink the good brew or the bad…

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Are you such a caffeine addict that you do not care if the java is good or bad?

If so, you stand in good company.

Filmmaker and screenwriter, David Lynch, appears to be just as driven on java as you are! As seen on the Tweet above, Lynch once quipped,

But a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. David Lynch

Don’t feel ashamed, even a famous Hollywood type admits to a bad cuppa once in a while!

5 – Because the best coffee of the day (the frist cup) puts you into an excellent mood

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Does the first piping hot cup of Joe elevate you from zero to ten within a few minutes?

As mentioned before, caffeine is a good stimulant. However, scientists who studied the link between mood swings and caffeine determined that it also serves as a mood enhancer.

So that happy feeling you get after those first delicious sips… no, you are not imagining it, as this quote about coffee proves!

6 – Admit it, someone can win you over with java

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Is your idea of the dreamiest date an outing to the local coffee shop? If the thought of Starbucks makes your little heart go pitter-patter, then someone can win your heart with java.

That’s okay, winebars are overrated anyway!

7 – Here’s your go-to when catastrophe strikes!

When you feel like your life is in shambles, do you turn to caffeine for help?

It might be more than the caffeine that bolsters your spirits. The familiar act of making coffee becomes part of a comfortable routine, and that comfort zone might be the very place you must go to regroup.

8 – Work commences only once you receive your first jolt!

Those of us who love coffee know that we cannot produce an output of excellent work until the buzz kicks us into high gear. Until then, we will check social media, maybe respond to an email or two, and gossip with our colleagues.

Only after we receive that jolt can we become productive contributors to the team. Sorry, Boss!

9 – Because…Mondays

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Mondays get a bad rap, and perhaps they do deserve it. It’s hard to get back into the swing of the workweek after a couple of lazy days of doodling and relaxing around the house and hanging out with friends and family.

Fortunately, you won’t face Monday alone when you brew your best coffee and take it along on your commute with you. By the time you reach the office, life should look more bearable!

10 – Does this quote ring true to you?


Entertainer Henry Rollins said words that are music to the ears

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. Henry Rollins

Do you look forward to your next cup of heaven before you finish the one in your hand? Then these words may resonate with you, as well.

Feel Free to Tweet These Best Coffee Quips

If you enjoyed these quirky little sayings, feel free to share them on your Twitter or another social platform. We love sharing our content. Is that not the whole point of the internet?

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